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Pedagang santuy yang hanya ada di Indonesia.<\/p>\n

1. Pedagang yang TAK BISA
\nDITAWAR adalah tukang
\nroti 🍞. Promosinya roti
\ntawar tapi engga bisa
\nditawar…? 😏<\/p>\n

2. Pedagang yang PALING
\nNEKAT adalah tukang
\ngas. Udah tau jalanan
\nmenurun masih aja bilang
\n“GAAAS! GAAAS!”
\nbukannya “REM…!”😓<\/p>\n

3. Pedagang yang KURANG
\nKERJAAN adalah tukang
\nnasi goreng. Nasi udah
\nmateng masih aja
\ndigoreng…🤦<\/p>\n

4. Pedagang yang TAK
\nKENAL KATA MENYESAL
\nadalah tukang bubur. Nasi
\nudah jadi bubur masih
\ndijual juga…🤦<\/p>\n

5. Pedagang yang PALING
\nANEH adalah pedagang
\nikan. Ikan mati dibilang
\nsegar…😓<\/p>\n

6. Pedagang PALING
\nBINGUNG adalah tukang
\ncetak foto. Ditanyain 3X4
\nberapa, dia jawab 3.000.
\nBingung kan….🤔🤒<\/p>\n

7. Pedagang yang SUKA
\nLUPA adalah pedagang
\nsayur. Bilangnya cuma
\nsayur…. Sayur…. Sayur!
\nGak taunya ada cabe, tempe,
\ntahu dll juga dia jual….😀<\/p>\n

8. Pedagang PALING ULET
\npedagang lesehan, tiap
\nmalam gulung tikar
\nbesoknya buka lagi..luar
\nbiasa….👍😅<\/p>\n

Tersenyumlah biar awet muda karena terbukti mengurangi Stres.<\/p>\n

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Pedagang santuy yang hanya ada di Indonesia. 1. Pedagang yang TAK BISA DITAWAR adalah tukang roti 🍞. Promosinya roti tawar tapi engga bisa ditawar…? 😏… <\/p>\n

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